崖邊攝影家 Photographer on Edge of Cliff

冒險寫真家，
The risk-taking photographer
專心調腳架。
Is engrossed in setting his tripod in place.
海鷗請遠飛，
Seagulls, please fly far away
莫使突驚嚇。
So that you don't startle him out of place.

順便 By (Smoothing) the Way

清早何以順?
What makes morning movements smooth?
怎能靠肛門?
Why count on the anus?
日行水蔬果，
Sunlight, walking, water, veggies, fruits,
足睡舒暢晨。
And enough sleep smooth morning movements.